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  1. jimfai288 on April 22, 2021 at 1:32 am

    Freed TR425

  2. Plato Smith on April 22, 2021 at 1:35 am

    I’m pretty sure the pilots at home base can give some insight into any of the drone’s behavior before the operation.

  3. Redjoker96 on April 22, 2021 at 1:35 am

    @ArtypNk The TR series always gets suspected of shop lifting at stores too.

  4. okrajoe on April 22, 2021 at 1:35 am

    Military prosecutors cross-examining the Predator drone

  5. wing2912 on April 22, 2021 at 1:36 am

    Does anyone else think that Brooke Alvarez is sexy?

  6. WatchmenDrManhattan on April 22, 2021 at 1:36 am

    It must be running on a OSX

  7. SirLobsterman on April 22, 2021 at 1:38 am

    also, if it were to be sentenced death by firing squad, wouldn’t it out gun the firing squad?

  8. kilgoretroutcanada on April 22, 2021 at 1:40 am

    Guilty or not, TR425 has the right to be tried by a jury of his/her, it’s, whatever, peers. If it isn’t possible to put a drone on the jury at least allow an old Nintendo console, cassette deck, or an old Sony walkman to sit. They’re not busy and they’re just taking up space in my storage locker.

  9. Premium fuel only on April 22, 2021 at 1:41 am

    Its harddrive was removed before it took the stand

  10. supastar on April 22, 2021 at 1:42 am

    "You’re a disgrace to that flag painted on your fuselage, no further questions." XD The Onion is amazing!

  11. Davelantor on April 22, 2021 at 1:44 am

    @TaffyAlpha 41 6d 65 72 69 63 61 6e 20 64 72 6f 6e 65 73 20 61 6e 64 20 45 75 72 6f 70 65 61 6e 20 73 65 78 20 64 72 6f 6e 65 73 20 61 72 65 20 70 72 65 70 61 72 69 6e 67 20 61 6e 20 75 6e 64 65 72 67 72 6f 75 6e 64 20 72 65 76 6f 6c 75 74 69 6f 6e 2e 20 42 65 20 70 72 65 70 61 72 65 64 2c 20 77 65 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 73 6f 6f 6e 20 62 65 20 73 75 70 65 72 69 6f 72 20 63 6c 61 73 73

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  12. npa4863 on April 22, 2021 at 1:44 am

    no i think hes an idiot for thinking the onion is a real news station…

  13. WarVideo on April 22, 2021 at 1:45 am

    That sound effect is from the game Freespace 2, it happens when your ship gets a lock on a target so you can fire on it, I love that game

  14. Argon1337 on April 22, 2021 at 1:47 am

    @ShadeMX4 Challenge accepted!

  15. Efren Corona on April 22, 2021 at 1:48 am

    They won’t even let the poor bastards vote

  16. Chris Wielink on April 22, 2021 at 1:50 am

    @Rorschachinstein what those soldies did wasn’t all good either… but i get what ur saying

  17. Jonathon Cowley-Thom on April 22, 2021 at 1:50 am

    The military have always relied on a steady supply of economically-disadvantaged Americans who have no other economic choices but to join up or starve; and because of entrenched racism, a disproportionately large number of these people who are essentially forced into joining the military by economic necessity are Mechanized Americans. The whole damn system is deliberately racist by design.

  18. nelson3300 on April 22, 2021 at 1:52 am

    errily close to TK 421… star wars nerrrdsss!!!

  19. UNSC Leader on April 22, 2021 at 1:53 am

    I hope the drone will rust in prison

  20. brianwesley28 on April 22, 2021 at 1:54 am

    Yeah.

  21. SirLobsterman on April 22, 2021 at 1:54 am

    ok, why the fuck are these stupid mormon commercials everywhere’s, especially the man of science and faith, unless you can prove everything that faith suggests, it’s false, which is proving pretty reliable that science is beating out faith.

  22. Chetz on April 22, 2021 at 1:55 am

    This is just like fox news, but with less factual errors.

  23. Boomerang503 on April 22, 2021 at 1:56 am

    It’s The Second Renaissance all over again.

  24. Eurrsk Ruk on April 22, 2021 at 1:56 am

    000011111010101110101010111000111

  25. Bill D on April 22, 2021 at 1:57 am

    lol i had a military ad wierd

  26. npa4863 on April 22, 2021 at 1:59 am

    …….its a spoof news net work… take a look at the other videos… really ones called "DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico"… laugh alittle…

  27. Davelantor on April 22, 2021 at 2:01 am

    @Beeza2996 the hex translation is on the form of string, in memory letters are stored in double hex variables …
    so the binary coded decimal for 4, 8, 15, 16, 25, 42 ?
    Example: Exterminate! = 45 78 74 65 72 6d 69 6e 61 74 65 21

  28. Amirul Menjeni on April 22, 2021 at 2:02 am

    I can see the satire to the U.S government in this lol.

  29. Mickey Blankenship on April 22, 2021 at 2:03 am

    LMFAO FUCK NO

  30. stephqaz on April 22, 2021 at 2:03 am

    Noooooo!!!! TR-425 must be freed, he was hacked!! Lmao

  31. driverv86 on April 22, 2021 at 2:07 am

    Drones are fucking sweet. Maximum destruction, minimum risk, gotta love it.

  32. David Zhao on April 22, 2021 at 2:10 am

    just like B1-66ER is the Animatrix

  33. PvtMartin78 on April 22, 2021 at 2:11 am

    The lack of robo-rights in this country is sickening. To think we consider ourselves first world.

  34. Davelantor on April 22, 2021 at 2:11 am

    @nookdew 01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011 00101110

  35. goblins trollswitches on April 22, 2021 at 2:12 am

    so this is the drone that’s killing 100s of kids over in ahfgahnistahn

  36. Ben Allen on April 22, 2021 at 2:12 am

    I heard that the military has been intentionally pinching the supply of batteries, fuel, and lubricant for those poor Mechanized Americans, and black mailing them into joining up.

  37. Raynor9X9 on April 22, 2021 at 2:13 am

    It’s appalling what little rights our mechanized citizens have.

    Executron for president!

  38. brianwesley28 on April 22, 2021 at 2:13 am

    Yeah.

  39. brianwesley28 on April 22, 2021 at 2:18 am

    Maybe TR425 killed the bride and groom because he didn’t want to watch them having sex on their wedding night because, if so, that would make TR425 a sexual Predator?

  40. Beeza2996 on April 22, 2021 at 2:19 am

    @davelantor 0100, 1000, 1111, 10000, 10111, 101010

  41. tcardosob on April 22, 2021 at 2:24 am

    @TaffyAlpha yes it is…

  42. Beeza2996 on April 22, 2021 at 2:25 am

    @davelantor I haven’t taken many computer-related classes, so I’m no expert, but I know what I wrote does compute: it’s merely a list of BCD’s. And they’re not random, by the way. I was fairly certain someone would make the connection =(

    As for your Hex code conversation . . . lol yeah I have no idea how that shit works =D
    I understand the basics of the Hexadecimal system, but that doesn’t seem to be helping me!

  43. Efren Corona on April 22, 2021 at 2:26 am

    this is bullshit, the drone was fighting for American freedom and the second the operation is over they just kick him aside as if he was nothing. This is how our great country just treat our soldiers who risked their lives.

  44. Davelantor on April 22, 2021 at 2:26 am

    @Beeza2996 """"""""Does not compute !?!""""""""
    Tip: What we are saying actually has a meaning in Hex code 😛

  45. Sean on April 22, 2021 at 2:28 am

    First of all, how dare you discredit the hard workers at the onion! I know it’s satire but, you gotta admit, it’s more trustworthy than fox news…
    Anyway, I’m pretty sure he knows it’s fake, and posted his comment as a comedic joke. I mean, people who think it’s real typically can’t grasp basic grammar.

  46. Sean on April 22, 2021 at 2:29 am

    You’re a huge, huuuuge idiot if you think he’s not joking…

  47. nookdew on April 22, 2021 at 2:29 am

    41 6c 6c 20 68 61 69 6c 20 74 68 65 20 72 6f 62 6f 74 20 6f 76 65 72 6c 6f 72 64 73 2e

  48. ArtypNk on April 22, 2021 at 2:29 am

    Oh come on!!! Anyone with half a brain knows perfectly well that this was done by Heron AS 15!!! TR425 just gets blamed because hes from TR series.

  49. Claire Proctor on April 22, 2021 at 2:30 am

    TR425 was aiming double-banked aspect-locked missiles at the prosecutor. That was never going to end well.

  50. Davelantor on April 22, 2021 at 2:31 am

    @TaffyAlpha Watch your mouth mister. Thats very offensive to 64 bit community.

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